So this one time.
My best friend Keith.
Wait a minute. Ha! What a trick. We all have white sedans
*Pushes bandit back onto operating table and straps him in.*
Puuurrrfect *Evil grin*
Opps, that did sound bad.
Phrasing , Boom.
So what next on the list doctuuur~
*Pulls out chainsaw* Still kinky? o:
Now bandit. Which leg was it that wasn't functioning correctly. The leg at 280 degrees or the leg at -40 degrees?
Jesss~ Hey zombie get outa here, theres bees attackin your car!
*hears the sound of 281 shotguns going off* I'll be back. Gotta retrieve banana's body. If there is one left.
I take my nursing duties very seriously!
You don't know how wrong that sound Fortune... or do you?
looks at homeless guy
well he got shot
Oh look, banana survived the shotguns traps. Barely.
almost forgot about the traps
So where were we doctuuuur~
thanks dead homeless guy
Well, I'll go reset the traps later. Banana, would you do me a kindness and use this bottle of Raid on the bees attacking my car?
no il just go get the flamethrower
Also, that dead homeless guy will do nicely for extra muscle in the arm transplant
I shall take my break. Doctor, your patients are being very inappropriate!
its much better;)
You can use mine! *Throws flamethrower out window*
Can't handle a simple Bandit I see. 1 down 2 to go.
No, use raid. My car has a self destruct sequence if a weapon is near it
*Hears the explosion of several cars.* sigh... when will they learn.
ummmm well * looks at burning car*
Anyways, Nurse Fortune. I'll go keep the goverment off us for another couple years. You go ahead with your duties
we can always just charge his bill extra
Isn't Fortune on a break?
Oh! I almost forgot. We put rat poison in the popcorn.
Well, cut off people's limbs is here break
*her, not here. Gah I can't type
Such a fun pass time.
i brought that popcorn from home
Exactly, we put some rat poisoning in there so that the rats wouldn't get to it while you were using the bathroom
Though, we used about 9 packages of rat poisoning... so you'll fine for the next 2 hours. After that, you're an organ donor. *starts forging banana's name on donor card*
you have anything that can stop it
Hmm... "Would I, banana, want my heart to be used in juggling acts by Nurse Fortune?" *checks yes*
This place now scares me..... #TheMentalTraumaIsReal
"Would I, banana, want Dr. Z0mb13 to make human effigies out of my limbs to mark some rooms as territory?" *checks yes*
Mwahahaha 10 more posts to go!
zMis! Can you feel it?.....Can you feel it getting closer!?!?
Viking: This place now scares me..... #TheMentalTraumaIsReal
I can feel it, do you feel it Mr crabs!
8 more posts! I'm glad that I stayed up to 3am for this
Now all i need to do is think of things to spam type about to get there!
my story and your thoughts on it
Ummm , no.
I gess we will find out soon if the post count stops at 9999 Mwahaha.
Eh, Just make it your kappa for the 10,000 post
zMis! Woman i want you here for this special moment! D:!
I'll fetch the Nurse. She is currently seeing how long she can pinch a vein before something happens
We are still trying to figure out what'll happen. But it's for science and medical breakthroughs1
She left because, she tried to kill me with a chainsaw. Oh wait she's back.
Oh yay shes still here! GET READY FOR IT!!!
What will he say!!
VICTORY IS MINE!!!!
Viking, you better screen shot that
10000 more posts to go!
Oh HELL no. >_>
ITS OVER 10000!
I'm just messing with ya
(Grabs his bag and leaves the room)
By! Make sure that bag isn't filled with the hearts that Nurse Fortune is supposed to do the 6pm juggling act with
We used one of your bags, hope you don't mind it, Viking
I'mma go watch some Youtube and sleep for the night. Take care of the rest of the patients, Nurse Fortune.
Peace, Zombie. In honor of Viking hitting 1000 i'm gonna go on Apocz and kill 1000 people. Wish me luck.
You forgot the extra 0, Bandit
I meant to do that he he...
You have a long ways to travel, my friend.
congrats again viking
I'll be back in 30 min
im getting off cb see ya guys
Having a run early in the morning when it's wet sucks
i heard theres a clan called the thieves guild......the leaders super cool maybe you should join... >_>
Now Soap is messaging me rude comments on xbox :S
Lol, so funny listening to little squeakers holding up a shop... "Give me the money!"
One time a squeker tried to rob me "Rob me!" and I tricked him by telling him a zombie was behind him, then I pulled out my pistol and he was no more.
Glad to see that soap eater was banned.
Some weirdos out there.
Who was Soap Eater?
Just some annoying kid that was attacking everybody in the chat box yesterday.
Clearly had something wrong with him.
Apparently, he is harassing Law on XBox messaging now. at least that is what I gathered from her previous post.
Tried ringing 999 on an American game... yay -_-
He was harassing other members? In the chat? Not the smartest plan.
Yep. Posed as a youtuber too. Pretty sad.
Ugh. I really want to take a day off of work and play some ApocZ.
I'm still in process of setting up my tents. Can't wait to try out my survival strategy.
Of course, it is hard to make much progress when I play so little.
Part of me wishes that when I spawned into a game it was from a parachute. Then I could just steer myself to the ground. It can get tedious spawning near the city. Repeated death and all.
Bandit I put you in the leaderboard, once 1.3 comes out, you'll be facing whoever joins my duel mini game
I can smell something...
It's Zombie about to say Hello
not rining any clues...what does he look like?
that doesnt sounds right
Yes it does lol xP
Zombie Gamer, the guy that spams this chatbox
Vamp, would you like the "sig test" posts deleted from your page?
oh you mean Crazeddoctor
No I don't mean Crazeddoctor, I mean ZombieGamer!
Fight meh HooliPooli
nah bruh... u rnt #SwAg enuff
U wot m8
True dat cuz.
16 man race! Woo
16 man race?
Finished 12th! So pro, but why a Sultan for Off Road map? D:
Whats up guys
For how much i'm on the forums, I should talk in the cat box more
It doesn't matter, sometimes I don't want to talk to these peasants
Na I'm just in school so I have too much work to actualy talk here
Everybody is cool to me otherwise
So whats up
Nothing's up, nothing new, just messing around on GTA 5
Nice. I actualy let my friend barrow my GTA 5 not to long ago, so i haven't checked out the new update sadly
It's poop, just new planes D:
I heard there were new missions too?
Good ones for cash too
Yeah flight school and stuff but I can't complete the first one because the instructor is a returd
Ha well when I get it back ill have to try it out for myself.
It asks to do a loop- Done, then it asks you to fly level and do a loop under the bridge, then he tells you that you were off level so you failed
It's not a flying license so I stuffed it and went to kill people in a jet
The jets are amazing in GTA 5
Oh that's all we is to you Law? I see how it is.
Pretty much Bandit
It's okay, no need to cry...
*Sniff* Why Law.
M'Dunno but it's okay, you'll forget it soon
Here... have an oreo https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2195/2219 … de91f0.jpg
aww, so cute lol
All Americans on GTA = Kill
Dirty scrubs killing away players ._>
I don't blame them... most are under 12 years old
might play some gta... been loving the air stuff lol
2 bum buddies + 1 poo car... = Ganging up on 1 away person (me)
then poping back online with a sticky bomb >: D
They'll keep coming back for more... I'm not wasting money of 10 year olds
is your session full? I can have some fun then! >: D
well, if its not full o can xD
Send me a message I'll invite you
Hey now not all Americans play GTA to kill
They do pretty much
I personally play for the cars
and good times with friends
They don't have a reason to kill but yet play the 'jerk' as Americans say
I play for the stri... money
Why money? its not real or anything
heyyy, was crysis 3 a good game?
Lol, a car drove up to me and it had no driver, I got in and I thought to myself 'Thanks Smart Car'
lol love that
I heard it was okay
Never played it myself tho
was asking myself, its 6$ on xbox atm
I play for the money so I can have a good time driving good cars, wearing best clothes, flying jets and buying ammo to help people rob a store, now I don't see what's wrong playing for money :
Worth it then
Nothing is wrong with it... I just didn't understand the concept of playing GTA for the money, and now you have enlightend me
Before you buy the game Crazeddoctor you should watch 2 or 3 youtube videos on it
A citizen ran me over in front of the cops, they didn't do anything, when I touch a citizen with the car I get 2 stars -_-
Crazed, stuff has cooled now in the server
Hi and welcome.
Law , you missed it you fool.
What did I miss sir? I'm sleepy to notice anything
ahh the 10k missed it myself
I have apparently hit the enter key 10,000 times.....Now lets count the spaces~
Congratulations, here have an oreo my friend - https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2195/2219 … de91f0.jpg
happened at 2:41pm my time, noo way I was gonna get that xD school im important lol
I'm not up early enough to say goodnight to Americans
I go to sleep like 2am and wake up 11am
There's nobody ever here when i'm here >.>
I'm going off for the night, take care peasants
Im here , just busy.
Busy trying to 20/20/20/20
O_O good luck lol
Referring to Viking trying to do 20/20/20/20, I've already done my job.
xD colors got me
like, the only reason people lose 20/20/20/20 is because they make Foxy hit their door twice. He only should hit it once
but people don't know the pro strats so
i would die in that game... so much xD
getting stuffed on the first night xD
i beat 20 mode on FN@F's earlier today. Took like 4-5 tries today.
did you use the super pro strat?
If thats what you call it , sure.
the one I told you, or did you use another one
I just played the game bro. xD
Getting stuffed? Whtchu talking boubt Craze.
Vikings post count.
zMis , you never played anything with me last night , Lol >_>
One day i'll hit 100 posts. #Best day ever
Was watching zMister play Metro.
Lol good game.
So have you guys and gals seen that video where these girls found Maggot eggs and larvae in their resse cup? Never eating reeses again.
Hey guys... I'm here to go continue my story.
Sorry I wasn't active here today. Had to go to a school orientation and also got a new game.
Bit slow today.
It does seem that way, yes.
I hate orientations. >:(
I hate clowns.
I hate demonic clowns. Like for example. "It!"
I watched it when i was 5. Stephen King can go to hell. Lol
For real. Have any of you played Spartacus Legends?
Can't say I have
It's a really fun game. If gladiator battles were still going on I would want to become a gladiator.
I played it when it first came out. the story mode annoyed me.
I think i'll stick to mortal Kombat or Tekken.
Uhh I can't stand Mortal Kombat.
Wooo! I just finished Day 44 of my story
Now I can consider Tuesday's schedule done. (Even though it's Wednesday for me right now)
Wow, that's a really long story. Kudos bro.
OMG Viking is a mod now............
I need to show up more often
Has been for quite a while now.
I miss everything
I bet if I never went inactive I would be one now too.
Did Kev get the help he was planning on getting?
Still no word from him about anything
Idunno about that.
It honestly depends on the person and a few other things.
The only thing we can do is just wait. Which, Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 5 is coming out later today on xbox... so that's something to wait on
He's getting someone on board next month I hear.
Or it was in the next few months.
Thought that he was getting the new guy around the end of August.
I mean the help.
Can't remember when exactly he said.
i think its august
Anyone still on?
I get weird past 2:00 AM. It's cosmic.
I'm still here.
Was good homie.
Is beutiful tonight.
Wish I had a telescope!
So you could creep on some skybooty?
In middle school they used to call me a Booty Hunter... you wanna know why?
Why? Were you a pirate?
No... Because I was- *Fall out of chair*
*Climbs back up* Because I was hunting baboons.
Ask me what's the secret to comedy.
It doesn't work well in text.
Yeah, i'm not gonna win any awards for timing. And definitly doesn't work in text.
Speaking of text my girlfriend just texted me, and told me we are going to be practicing HTH Studios. What is that?
Hand to Hand. She wants to 1v1
What is it? HTH I mean?
No clue. Ask her.
How are you this fine evening
Well, beat my friend in a 1v1
Well she told me to look it up. And I did and well... Lets just say it's gonna be a long night. How are you MIs Fortune?
Need more practice though.
Aww, can't be all that bad. D:
But did u rek ur friend?
I did indeed.
10/10 GOTY mtn. dew pls sponsor.
What battle are ya'll talking boubt?
The 1v1 of our lives.
All of us
Assassins creed + Norse Vikings = Someone please fund this...!
Assassin's Creed + Chicago Italian Mafia = Fund pls
Stahp, i'm having an overload from all these great ideas.
Modern Civil War in Israel Assassin's Creed?
zMis fortune has a new-found love for Viking stuff since she graduated and became Australia's only Shield Maiden.
One of the best series I've ever watched!
She needs to work the braids and get some smexy tattoo's tho in order to look the part
Those braids tho. <3
My Mrs wears traditional scandinavian braids every now and then. So nice c:
If those were real, that'd be awesome.
And yes indeed zMis. Very great series. how is Mr Fortune liking it?
I can't understand all this viking hype. I'm predominantly Swedish and I just don't feel it.
He really likes it too!
Swedish is better than finnish i guess. Lol
I like the language though.
Yeah? Thats awesome zMis , who's his Fav char? :3
Then again, I'm also Polish, Irish, and French Canadian. Mutt lyfe.
Norsk er eliten språk
Mutt life. xD
I like Afrikaans better. Ek probeer Afrikaans leer.
Ah , great choice. Floki is amazing , i prefer Floki / Rollo over Ragnar.
Ragnar the red?
It's quite similar to Dutch, innit?
Ragnar lodbrok. You are thinking of Erik "The Red"
Erik The Red sails with Leif Erikson and supposedly discovers north america.
Why does the line under "Chat Box" overextend?
Lagertha is my favorite. Although recently loving Bjorn!!!
I only know a fiew Norse Heroes
Bjorn is a cool name.
He's super hot. *-*
Bjon "Iron Sides" was a great warrior and discovered Iceland / Greenland with Erik the red , they found a good actor to play him all grown up. :3
I always wanted to live in IceLand.
Hot Wheels , In Norwegian "Bjorn" Stands for "Bear" or "Fortitude
How do u guys get all the dank chat name colors?
We are staff members.
We're staff on this forum. :3
Ooo, Bjorn the bear.
I know, but are there...other methods? ,)
Also , Rebel , Også forstår jeg ikke. Afrikanske språk forvirre meg.
Fraid not Mr Hot Wheels. Have to be a staff member. Normal members use the same color.
You can get a custom Forum Title if you are an active / Well behaved member tho.
I guess I'll just stay a green pleb. kappa
OK, Dankie Viking.
Thanks in Afrikaans XD
Ich spreche sehr gut Deutsch zu.
You said "Dankie" which i assume was you attempting german.
Trying to read it, but no idea how it should sound like. o:
I am a Junior Pollygot.
No, it's Afrikaans, they're similar because Afrikaans was based off Dutch, as was German.
Norwegian , Danish , Russian , German , bit of French , Small ammount of Spanish and i am teaching myself old Irish.
My friend Alex can speak 9 languages fluently. he is insane.
"Dankie" sounds like "Donkey" with a weird accent.
I can speak 4
That'll do donkey, that'll do.
Or it sounds like "Danke" (Thank You , In German)
I can speak 1 language very fluently and I know bits and pieces of German, Afrikaans, Spanish, and French.
I bet you can guess what I'm fluent in
J'aime beaucoup le français, mais parfois je avoir un moment difficile de prononcer certaines choses en termes de verbes ou noms. :3
Yes, 'Murkan. XD
Good for you! Kapper
*Falls out of chair again*
Ima play some titanfall. :3
Я собираюсь остановиться сейчас, прежде чем я заставляю себя казаться более глупо. >_>
"Slapstick comedy is best comedy"- Heetla
Oooo , you going to stream zMis? :3
Probably not, just practicing.
If you had it for 360 i would join you.
Praktis maeks pirfikt, but nobuddys pirfikt
I couldn't even decipher that.
And I wrote it.
Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect? o:
So. Rebel , Hot Wheels. If i do some digging on your accounts im not going to find your IP's tied to recently banned accounts am i? Because that would be Awkward. :3
Good man , Keep clean and follow the rules and you'll do just fine then.
I got you, diggy fresh.
I think Soap is gonna make another account.
Also , Don't call me that. I either go by Viking or Mikael.
Mikael, I'm Michael. Your 'Murkan counterpart.
I live in the U.S , I was born in northern Norway.
Ooooo Funker530 has new combat footage. Gentlemen , zMis. I will return shortly. Behave. :3
I'm gonna go watch some yotub now. Cya Viking, Banditoburrito, and Swissmasfortune
I'll be back.
I didint know Tash was Swiss. D:
well im back , video is over. :3
Wasn't able to play much Titanfall. :c
Won the match though, went positive.
My best game on TF is 28 Pilot kills , 9 titan kills and 3 deaths. :3
Ooo, very nice. :3
If i get my titan in clean with no conflict , with the minigun. they're life is in DANGER. #TheStruggleIsReal.
Chaingun. Sorry. *
I use that too.
Good night. :3
Tell me What you think and what you would like added I did not put loot spawns on here for it is a survival game so figured i would let you guys find them but any suggestions would be appreciated hope this helps everyone out.
Can't fault it as of yet, I'm not 100% on the map locations because I haven't played very much, so I'm not sure whether these are places correctly. I'm sure they are!
thanks fox i hope they are i got them as accurate as possible but i would like ppl to try it out and see how accurate it is so i can change whats not.
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thx for the map man
Im not a bandit but I do not accept any hostile activity
GT= cj pwns
Thanks for the map I'm actually going to use this than the others I've seen posted
I may not be a bandit but I'm not foolish enough to walk up to a random wit open arms saying "Take my loot :3"
thanks! going to save this on my phone and use it!
GT: Xx JLAIII xX
thanks guys hope it helps out
Awesome map! Definitely will be using it!
TRU3 N1GHTM4R3 you know I appear when you are looking in your tent. You also know I'll leave right away after taking some ammo and maybe food.
Man I'm going to use this map so hard it will be bleeding by the time I'm done with it!!! XD
Could someone tell me where all the cars are on the map?
Could someone tell me where all the cars are on the map?
A bit cheating don't you think?
Some people don't like a challenge, or adventure. D:
"Normal is an illusion, what is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly."
Thanks! This map is way better than your old one!